Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

What is the opposite of Dominos
What is the opposite of Dominos ? Think Tired? Domi doesn t know one more What is the opposite of Pizza Hut ? Tired again? Pizza hatna mat Ok another one What is the opposite of Gopalakrishnan ? Keep thinking It s Come-Palakrishnan Stop banging your head Last one What is the opposite of Subramanium Sawmi ? Gave up? Subramanium didn t see me ok ok last one promise What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ? Jogesh don’t worry

Chatting chatting yes papaGirlfriend setting no
Chatting chatting yes papa
Girlfriend setting no papa
Telling lies no papa
Open ur WHATS APP Hahahaha

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho
Papa- Nahi beta
Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye

Socho agar doctors film banate to
Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Fireman John hastened into a burning
Fireman John hastened into a burning building and rescued a beautiful young lady who was clad only in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown He carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and saved her from her sure demise As they arrived safely a wash of gratitude hastened over her She looked at him with great fondness and admiration then said Oh you are wonderful It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue me the way you did yes it did the fireman admitted I had to fight off three other firemen who were trying to get to you first

Three things in life you shouldn’t
Three things in life you should
never lose
1. Hope
2. Peace
3. Honesty

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya ke lagta hay ki
Aaj bhi tu Nahi NAHAYA

Shadi me dulhan ko ghunghat me
Shadi me dulhan ko ghunghat me kyu rakha jata hai
Nahi pata
Taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye abe ye to meri wali thi

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