Cute Jokes

Cute Jokes

Har mummy ka sapna hota hai
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko Smart,handsome,Cute intelligent ldka mile
Tum hi btao Main akela masoom kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon

 

Awesome Conversation between God And a
Awesome Conversation between God And a Man. Read it and don’t forget to share it with your friends.
Man: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Man: Promise You won’t get mad …
God: I promise
Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Man: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Man: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Man: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Man (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that

 

3 Cute answer when a girl
<3 ! Cute answer when a girl asked her Ex….!♥!
Girl – do u still love me??
Boy – pyar ka to pta nahi,
lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!

 

Super Joke Read Must Girlfriend Called
Super Joke Read Must..
Girlfriend Called to Her Boyfriend At Mid-
nite

.
Girl:”Hello Dear..
.
Boy:”Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki ankh pakaane)
.
Girl:”kya kar rahe ho.. ??
.
Boy:”kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
. Girl:”bataao na.. ??
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Boy:”kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya
karte hain..)
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Girl:”neend nahin aa rahi thi, socha chalo call kar loon..
.
Boy:”achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late
karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl:”hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon..
.
Boy:”nahi yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad
toh radio channel bhi bandho jaate hain)
. Girl:”plz sunao na..
.
Boy:”kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )

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Girl:”naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me :(( .
Boy:”time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh
padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )

Girl:”12:30… Boy:”aur kal mere Office mein bahut
kaam hai

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Girl:”tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office

Girl apne Boyfriend seMai maa banne
Girl apne Boyfriend se
Mai maa banne wali hu
Boy : Naheeeeeeeeeeee
Girl : Abey pura to sun le
Tere baap ne mujhe propose kiya hai
mai teri maa banne waali hoon

 

Papa Whom u like more Muma
Papa – Whom u like more Muma or Papa
Kid – Both
Papa – No tell me 1..
Kid – Both
Papa – If i go to America & Your Mother go to Paris
Where will u go
Kid – Paris
Papa – It Means You Like Your Mother
Kid – No Because Paris is Beautiful than America
Papa – If i go to Paris & Your Mother goes to America so Where will you go
Kid – America
Papa – Why
Kid – Paris to Ghum Aaye Na Papa.
Papa – Jaa bey Maa key Chamche Jaa School Jaa
Dedicated to all moms
Er kasz

 

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