Celebrities Jokes

Celebrities Jokes

 

Rahul Gandhi called up Domino s
Rahul Gandhi called up Domino s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there s nothing on it No cheese no toppings nothing – it s just a circle of plain bread What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested 10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager: Sorry he opened the box upside down

After having resigned as the CM
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar Laloo decides to go modelling On one occasion he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper Guess the caption Laloo third from left

An American and A Russian were
An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy Come on man said the American In a democracy you get to express your views You have freedom You know I can anyday call President Bush an idiot What s so great about that said the unimpressed Russian so can I

Beta which standard are you in
Beta which standard are you in? -SIX And how far is your school? – At a distance of 10 SIXES from home Okay tell me how much is a dozen? – 2 SIXES How many months are in a year? – 2 SIXES How many days are in a month? – 5 SIXES Umm ok I wanna talk to your father can you give me his no? – SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX

Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi
Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours and he will be perfect in English after that So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room After only 6 hours the door opens and there comes Reagan saying Ae nahin seekh sagda (He can t learn )

The president got off the helicopter
The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm The Marine guard snapped to attention saluted and said Nice pigs sir The president replied These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea The Marine again snapped to attention saluted and replied Nice trade si

Bill Gates: So how s heaven
Bill Gates: So how s heaven Steve? Steve Jobs: Great it just doesn t have any walls or fences Bill Gates: So ? Steve Jobs: So we don t need any Windows and Gates I m sorry Bill I didn t mean to offend you Bill Gates: It s ok Steve but I heard a rumor Steve Jobs: Oh what rumor? Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven Steve Jobs: Oh no definitely there are but only no-pay jobs Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free

A local FM Radio was running
A local FM Radio was running a contest and I phoned up The RJ said Congratulations on being our first caller all you have to do is answer the following question correctly to win our grand prize That s fantastic I shouted in delight Feel confident? she asked It s a maths question Well I ve got a Masters in maths and have been teaching for 35+ years I proudly replied Ok then to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Himesh Reshamiyas new movie and to meet him back stage: What is 2+2? I replied 7

Mom: Happy birthday Suarez Suarez: Thanks
Mom: Happy birthday Suarez Suarez: Thanks mom Mom: Cake kaato beta Suarez: Ok mom Mom: Arrey beta chakku se Had Luis Suarez been an engineering student which Indian college was he likely to be found in? BITS Pilani Suarez ke Talent Ki Daant Deni Hogi Generally In Other Sports We Have a Nail-Biting Finish Soccer is Different If Suarez was from Bihar what would his mother call him ? Bitwa Luis Suarez ka favorite application? BitTorrent And Last And Best One: Suarez to girl: Do you believe in love at first bite?

Al Gore and the Clintons are
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One Bill looks at Al chuckles and says You know I could throw a 10 000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says Well I could throw ten 1 000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says Of course then I could throw one-hundred 100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy Chelsea rolls her eyes looks at all of them and says I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy

 

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